it's madness. it's madness.
mum bought 4 durians for $50. TELL meeeeee which smartass would buy 4 durians for $50 when you can get them at 4 for $10.
well, that smartass gotta be my mum. kudos to my mum.
cos those durians were absolutely H-E-A-V-E-N-L-Y. it was an instant orgasm. it sent me to 7th heaven. even after 10 minutes of brushing my teeth and using dental mouthwash, i am still savouring the bitter sweet aftertaste. the tastebuds are still in a utter state of shock and euphoria. i am s-e-r-i-o-u-s.
i aint a 'durian' person perse. i mean eew, why would anyone even want to go near to that foul smelling thing that reminds you of puke that's one week old. Besides, it's such a hassle eating durians. it's mashy, it's dirty,and so smelly you gotta brush teeth straight after eating. The worse is witnessing your family members at their ugliest. you have them slurping loudly, licking their fingers,fighting over that last durian and making all sorts of orgasmic noises,which i must say, is a sight that you wish you never get to see.Worse, even then the strongest mint will fail to mask that ghastly breath.
But after that hour of sprawling on the floor of the balcony, watching Josie and the Pussy cats on telly and having your dad, mum and sister by your side licking and exclaiming, you know why nothing beats spending time with your folks and that giant bag of durians. yes, i love the woon household. it's gluttony at its best.
S-H-I-O-K M-E-N !!!
H-U-A-T A-R-H!!!
comecome. free kisses for all. want to know what 'heaven' smells like? comecome , talk to me baby...
yummy doodles. that's how saturdays should be. mum's homecooked porridge, chincao,durians, and Amara's hotel choco fudge cakes.
yes,yes. i am a happy char-bor now.
Things to look forward to :
- church service with cousin Torance tomorrow.
- JB trip with my all time favourite Gun , karthi and martin. yea,baby, we are driving in. XD
- holiday vacation to redang with Gun again. *yay!*
- mid night mugging with the yewtee proletariat.
- exams to be over
and i am so thankful that i have got gun, the nz mich to be around.
good days ahead , peeps! =D
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thought this was kinda interesting and i ripped this off Mari's blog http://greenappledelight.blogspot.com.
Love is like this once you subsititute 'tongue' with 'heart'.
Sweetness is receiving an unexpected sms of good luck or encouragement from him/her.
Sourness is when he/she hurries past you with a brief smile to give the person behind you a big hug.
Saltiness makes you thirsty, it is having a 1 hour chat with him/her and just after you hang up the phone you wish to hear his/her voice again.
Bitterness...makes you wish you've never set your eyes upon that dish in the first place and it leaves a lingering taste that refuses to go away.
hmm. how quaint.
mum bought 4 durians for $50. TELL meeeeee which smartass would buy 4 durians for $50 when you can get them at 4 for $10.
well, that smartass gotta be my mum. kudos to my mum.
cos those durians were absolutely H-E-A-V-E-N-L-Y. it was an instant orgasm. it sent me to 7th heaven. even after 10 minutes of brushing my teeth and using dental mouthwash, i am still savouring the bitter sweet aftertaste. the tastebuds are still in a utter state of shock and euphoria. i am s-e-r-i-o-u-s.
i aint a 'durian' person perse. i mean eew, why would anyone even want to go near to that foul smelling thing that reminds you of puke that's one week old. Besides, it's such a hassle eating durians. it's mashy, it's dirty,and so smelly you gotta brush teeth straight after eating. The worse is witnessing your family members at their ugliest. you have them slurping loudly, licking their fingers,fighting over that last durian and making all sorts of orgasmic noises,which i must say, is a sight that you wish you never get to see.Worse, even then the strongest mint will fail to mask that ghastly breath.
But after that hour of sprawling on the floor of the balcony, watching Josie and the Pussy cats on telly and having your dad, mum and sister by your side licking and exclaiming, you know why nothing beats spending time with your folks and that giant bag of durians. yes, i love the woon household. it's gluttony at its best.
S-H-I-O-K M-E-N !!!
H-U-A-T A-R-H!!!
comecome. free kisses for all. want to know what 'heaven' smells like? comecome , talk to me baby...
yummy doodles. that's how saturdays should be. mum's homecooked porridge, chincao,durians, and Amara's hotel choco fudge cakes.
yes,yes. i am a happy char-bor now.
Things to look forward to :
- church service with cousin Torance tomorrow.
- JB trip with my all time favourite Gun , karthi and martin. yea,baby, we are driving in. XD
- holiday vacation to redang with Gun again. *yay!*
- mid night mugging with the yewtee proletariat.
- exams to be over
and i am so thankful that i have got gun, the nz mich to be around.
good days ahead , peeps! =D
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thought this was kinda interesting and i ripped this off Mari's blog http://greenappledelight.blogspot.com.
Love is like this once you subsititute 'tongue' with 'heart'.
Sweetness is receiving an unexpected sms of good luck or encouragement from him/her.
Sourness is when he/she hurries past you with a brief smile to give the person behind you a big hug.
Saltiness makes you thirsty, it is having a 1 hour chat with him/her and just after you hang up the phone you wish to hear his/her voice again.
Bitterness...makes you wish you've never set your eyes upon that dish in the first place and it leaves a lingering taste that refuses to go away.
hmm. how quaint.
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