Squeeze me oh so tight. -
i am feeling sososososososososososo bloated and full.it doesnt help when it feels as if my rolls of fats around the neck are choking me and that im out of breath.

Keeping afloat in the murky Red Sea. -
- all the girls in the world , please stand and hail to our almighty tampons.
i swear, one day i will be on FORBES magazine for being that billionaire who builds a menstrual electric plant where it pumps everything out in a instant for girls having periods and i'll use all that crap to generate electricity. and when i m richer than donald trump , i will buy his wig over to wash my armpit.

The wolf in pig's clothing
- im like this ravenous beast on the loose now. i eat everything that i can lay my hands on.
oh know's what a sure bliss?
sticking your fingers into that bottle of peanut butter and lickin' it off and sucking all that udon up in one single loud slurp.

The french food connoisseur in missionimpossible 5.
- baby's colleague has a strange vulturine taste for sea snails. apparently that poor boy was so stressed during one of his deployments that he started cooking sea snails over his lighter and ate them. weird.

She ,who is robbed by the shop will be a robber.
- freaking spent $120. a fcuk shirt for baby.tops and necklace from zara and F21. i need moolah-s to help me survive through my holis. comecome, give me lucky numbers.

The magic school bus
- *yayness. going to spend 8 days in bangkok with elvin and company from 20th july to 27 july. and HAH. the return air tix cost only 88 cents . i cant believe it's actually cheaper than my bus trip to sch. * double yayness have got a hunch that mom and sis are going to sponsor my trip!

You and i underneath the blue umbrella sky.
-in 18 hours' time, i am going to spend 5 days over at baby's. and baby's bringing me out for swimming/shopping/clubbing. <3. yayayayayyayayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

aiyah. im bored. and i guess im just blogging for the sake of it . so everything's alittle random, alittle bimbotic, alittle incoherent. but who CARES when life's so perfect.