so these days i have been listening to :

1.helene segara
2.lizz wright
3.frank sinatra
4.diana krall
5.princess nubiennes
6.mercury rev
7.sleater-kinney
8.cream
9.the smiths

while,

1. lip synching with the songs
2. having my fingers and toes tapping along
3. studying my repulsive organisational behaviour and accountancy
4. chewing on that rubbery sour plum strips
5. having my pens do some finger-acrobatics.

so much for , studying hard for exams.

and i cant wait to leave for my long vacation with mum. that is if,
1.winter doesnt start in mid -december in San Francisco , Las vegas and LA or that,
2.winter doesnt start in italy or france by dec or that,
3.winter doesnt start in turkey or lebanon by dec or that,
4. all the terrrorist decide to start playing with water bombs instead or that,
5.i can convince mum to stop covering her face like osama in egypt and that freckles are cute or that,

[mum's impersonation of mr laden]
6.the HN51 virus decides to be funky uber cool and start spreading to the penguins in antartica or that,
7. i can convince dad that dubai is the safest arab country around , and that we wont be estranged there with Mr Bin laden and his moustachy friends.

just when you need a good escapade from everything, you realised there's nowhere safer than the fridge in your kitchen.=/


5 reasons why i hate winter.
1. i dont fancy sitting on the freezing toliet bowl while having a constipation or knowing that my seat have been warmed by someone who just finished his pooping.yes, they dont have warmers in the toliets.
2.i hate losing one side of my gloves and to have frostbites
3. i hate hate having lips that cracks and bleeds.
3.i hate wearing thermal wear cos they are like granny's undies.
4.i hate to know that i need to rip off so many layers when i need to pee so badly.
5.and for goodness sake, why would anyone in the right mind who has been living in temp. of 34'c enjoy feeling so frozen like that slab of meat in the freezer.

tell me. tell me where can i go this holiday,other than camping outside my fridge pigging out and watching The simpsons season 4. * sighs*